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We may not need a $299 ‘Nespresso for weed,’ but its worth the money!
We might not be in dire need of a $299 ‘Nespresso for weed‘ an automated joint-rolling machine by Beed. Desperately aspiring to be the Nespresso of the cannabis world.
Its sleek monochrome exterior, available in an array of pleasing colors, seamlessly blends into kitchen aesthetics alongside appliances like your Cuisinart.
The pods it utilizes bear a striking resemblance to the half-domed capsules of a Nespresso Vertuo espresso maker. However, instead of coffee grounds, Beed’s recyclable aluminum pods are pre-filled with nitrogen-flushed ground cannabis flower, ensuring freshness for up to 18 months.
A parallel with high-end espresso machines extends to its price point — a triple-digit $299. While this may seem steep for a task many seasoned cannabis enthusiasts can manage effortlessly, the comparison becomes more pronounced when realizing it’s twice the cost of Banana Bros.’ Otto, a flashlight-shaped mill-and-fill device offering a similar function minus the proprietary pod system.
Initially skeptical about the necessity of a $299 ‘Nespresso of weed,’ I received a test unit from L.A.-based start-up Beed, prompting me to subject this gadget to a thorough evaluation. Now, having put it through its paces, I’ve formed some insights.
Pros:
User-Friendly Operation:
Mastering the Beed is a breeze; if you can operate a bedside lamp, you’ll quickly become adept at using this device.
From unboxing to a neatly rolled joint, the process took me under three minutes, with most of the time spent navigating the child-proof sleeve of pot pods.
A single button on the top handles all functions, and a concealed slide-out drawer at the bottom neatly stores used aluminum pods. Following the straightforward seven-step guide, the entire process is so intuitive that one would have to be quite elevated to fumble it.
Press the button once to open the top, load the supplies (paper cone first, followed by the capsule), press the button again to close, and in about 20 seconds, a fully filled joint is ready for closure and ignition.
Aesthetic Appeal:
The Beed boasts a delightful design that goes beyond mere visual appeal. A pulsing ring of light around the button signals readiness and the placement of the pod is highlighted by two elegantly thin parentheses of light, even though unnecessary unless rolling in darkness.
The design climax occurs as the narrow front panel angles out, presenting the joint on its illuminated perch, resembling a cannabis Cleopatra reclining in soft white light.
The machine’s operational sound is a low, pleasing rumble reminiscent of an electric pepper grinder meeting a purring lap cat.
Cons:
Proprietary Pod System:
Similar to the Nespresso Vertuo, the Beed ties you to a proprietary pod system. This limitation means you have a choice of only six “Be”-themed options with varying THC:CBD ratios (e.g., “Be High,” “Be Relaxed”), each sold in eight-pod sleeves at an MSRP of $32. While this provides a curated selection, it restricts flexibility.
If someone brings different cannabis, you’ll need to resort to traditional rolling, as the Beed doesn’t currently offer a fill-your-own option, akin to Keurig and its K-Cup pods.
Effort Still Required:
While the Beed efficiently produces a filled cone, it falls short of delivering a completely finished joint. The open end needs manual closure to prevent spillage.
For optimal burning, a crucial but omitted step from the quick-start guide involves firmly packing the cone contents before twisting it closed.
This can be achieved with a small tool or by pinching the open end between the thumb and forefinger, followed by a few vigorous wrist flicks.
High Cost:
Regardless of the appealing color options and thoughtful details, the Beed’s significant drawback is its hefty price tag.
Acquiring this machine translates to a substantial investment in cannabis consumption technology. While other brands like Storz & Bickel have succeeded with high-priced items such as the $500 Volcano vaporizer, and the newer, equally expensive Stündenglass gravity bong priced at $599, the Beed joins the league of luxurious cannabis paraphernalia.
Conclusion
the Beed, much like other premium cannabis gadgets, is more than just a functional device—it’s a spectacle, a conversation starter, and a novelty at pot parties.
Although not a necessity, it captures attention with its impressive functionality. While I may not need a $299 ‘Nespresso of weed,’ the Beed’s performance during testing has sparked a desire to showcase it on my coffee table, especially when hosting gatherings.
Ultimately, it’s about the experience and the desire to elevate the atmosphere at social events.
The Beed machine, priced at $299, is now available at delta9reseller.com from January 1st, 2024 for a reduced price of $175, and eight-pod sleeves at a discounted price of $25.
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